Paris Hilton flustered by kitchen-knife-wielding assailant. Did poor blade quality drive him to crime?

If you dabble much in the world of Hollywood socialites, you’ve likely heard the news that Paris Hilton woke up in L.A. yesterday to the sight of a man, who police have identified as 31-year old Nathan Parada,  clamoring outside of her home with a pair of kitchen knives.  She broke the news on Twitter:

Unfortunately, celebrity armed-burglary is a frequent symptom of dull-blade syndrome–something we see too often in the knife world.  Buying poor-quality kitchen knives to save money can seem like a good idea at the time–but fast-forward six months and you may find yourself with a blade so lame you can’t cut through a carrot.

Of course, the smart thing to do would be to check out Knife Depot and pick out a high-quality kitchen knife.  We carry bread knives, boning knives, pairing knives and more.  Not only are our products the sharpest, but they also come with a 30-day money-back guarantee, ensuring that you’ll never cave into hysteria and bash your dull blades against the front door of a woman whose primary source of income is posing provocatively with her pug.

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