A Louisville woman is facing disorderly conduct charges after she pulled out a sword to settle an argument–likely over an inadequate slice to pepperoni ration–at a Local Pizza hut.
According to the cops, Wynika Mason removed her sword from its sheath in the midst of a verbal dispute with employees, menacing them with its large, glimmering blade.
When the cops arrived, Mason apparently continued her tantrum; she also gave officers permission to search her car, where they found the sword in question.
This, quite obviously, is a good reason to bring your own sword to Pizza Hut or any other fast food restaurant you patronize. That way you’ll be prepared for a duel should trouble arise.